...also playing with other peoples' teeth is asking for trouble, even in a town as Killjoyless and brokenbacked as Samantha Shaw, Nebraska.
When the bullets came she was always halfway to nodding and back. Later, with the optical illusion of time (and the healing halfdone) she started to concoct bogus PhD titles:
After Eight Mints and the Worthlessness of Desire
Shooto! The Grapes Of Wrath
Hormones And Sutures: an underestimation of Decency
What do we do with the Drunken Sailor?